please laugh :)

good evening
selamat petang
annyeonghaseyo
konbanwa

here some jokes for all:
Q. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
A. Dam!
Q. What two things can't you have for dinner?
A. Lunch and breakfast!
Q. What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert?
A. No thanks, I'm stuffed!
Q. What did the spider do on the computer?
A. Made a website!
Q. What is an astronaut's favorite place on a computer?
A. The Space bar!
Q. What happens to cows during an earthquake?
A. They give milk shakes!

p/s:
please keep the earth green.